Friday, May 16, 2008

Bercow Watch: Infinity and Beyond

Overheard in a Westminster bar this week - Bercow holding court with assembled admirers and stating categorically that:

"There are only three or four jobs in government I would even consider. For instance, if you were to say to me: 'transport?', I would say absolutely no way, full stop, period – no."

Which I guess pretty much puts to bed any chances of him defecting. Unless Brown becomes so desperate for publicity that he ends up offering the guy a really plum post, but we're not there yet, are we?

Friday, May 09, 2008

Chuck Out

Charles Kennedy misses this evening’s Any Questions, leaving the BBC severely pissed off. Fails to make his train at Euston and offers no explanation or possibility of a virtual performance, forcing Lord Rennard to stand in.

For those who to continue to blithely ask why the parliamentary party turned on him: that’s your answer. Love the guy to bits, but it isn’t good enough, is it?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Banthis Johnson

The first week of the Boris Johnson administration is not yet complete, and yet already he has found something left in the capital to ban .

Whilst Londoners are “liberated” from their right to swig lager on the tube home, right-libertarians maintain a polite silence.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Have Labour MPs been permanently neutered?

Blair’s great achievement is often cited as his quieting of the tumult that was once the Labour party, and in particular securing a broadly loyal PLP. But it is now many years since original need to unite and displace a rotting Conservative government. Can a parliamentary party be convinced of the need to permanently displace dissent for the greater good of staving off defeat, even when their stagnant government seems to be making decisions that actively punish their poorest constituents? Can they maintain discipline and a sense of higher need even as their own convictions and prime minister’s actions seem to diverge ever further?

Well apparently so, though this is not good news for the rest of us. Although more than 1 in 5 Labour MPs have defied the party whip at some point since Brown took charge, there doesn’t seem to be the sense of backbenchers actually articulating their constituents' concerns. When Conservative politicians sung out against their government in the 1990s, it was on issues about which they felt passionately (such as Europe), but which did not outrage general public opinion in the way that household finance issues like the 10p tax rate will. It was against a background in which the media painted, not entirely inaccurately, Conservative MPs on the back and front benches as venal, grasping and inept creatures.

Labour MPs have a very final opportunity now to avoid being sucked into this narrative, to stop each one of their colleague's slip-ups and peccadilloes being painted as part of a grand picture of failure. They can still show that they are capable of independent thought and speech. They need to clearly and publicly represent the very evident concerns of the people who elected them - and if need be to challenge Brown.

But rebels these days seem to melt away so easily. Junior Ministers are talked down from the ledge with a single telephone call. Have they no bottom? It feels like they’ve lost the instinct for when to side with their constituents over their party. Perhaps the Blair era intake era of MPs, from NGOs and not factories, feel that the Labour party is their ultimate employer, and not just the vehicle through which to advance the best interests of working people. The culture of the parliamentary party is one in which principled dissent cannot be allowed to ferment, indeed it has essentially been halted at the point of candidate selection.

The once fractious Tories have increasingly begun to mimic Labour’s institutionalised passivity, though it makes sense for them. Aided by the shedding of individuals like Bob Spink (their most prolific rebel) they look like a reasonably effective parliamentary unit – which is exactly what the party’s supporters are demanding after a decade of floundering opposition. During Major’s darkest days, struggling on with a paltry parliamentary majority, his administration ran an extremely effective whips office. It meant that even with angry and organised opposition from within his own party, he was able to maintain relatively effective, if often negatively perceived government.

Brown enjoys a greater majority, though weaker whips. Labour whipping today, however, is more insidious because part of it is unspoken and cultural. Perhaps the docile MPs are even unaware that they are subject to it. They just believe that towing a hopeless line is the only done thing. The time may come when they rue that they could not find the words or the stoutheartedness to speak up.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Bojo's LDN

What will happen? We simply don't know.

Brian Paddick: if “I voted Left List as second choice” is a joke, then work on your judgment. If it wasn't a joke, then leave the Liberal Democrats.

Mayor Culpa

Apologies for the recent radio silence. The good news is that as of next week I will be spending more time in and around Westminster.

Casting my vote in Pimlico yesterday, I found myself surrounded by some extraordinary looking people, activists for the Conservative party. Aside from the incongruity of wearing mud-stained waxed jackets in central London, the Tories were smiling, which I found rather sinister. Clearly an extraordinary night for them, especially if, as seems likely, Boris Johnson has won the Mayoral race in London. While Labour has gone into full meltdown, as guardian.co.uk reports, Nick Clegg has every reason to be delighted. Gains made when the Liberal Democrats had a post-Iraq momentum have been successfully defended and the party has beaten Labour into third, pulling in a far better percentage of the vote than polls earlier in the year might have suggested. Blog coverage of the elections has been fascinating, and I've touched upon just a little of it in my weekly round-up for New Statesman online.

Persepolis

If you haven't seen it - get to your local cinema for Persepolis, it's fantastic.

For a short time in March, the film was banned in Lebanon, by Wafiq Jizzini who obviously has no close ties to Hizbullah, who in turn clearly aren't controlled by Tehran.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Remote Control

Dispatches from the world of blogtronica – Britain’s newest and worst musical genre. Playlouder reports that posh child George Pringle doesn’t like Boris Johnson, and calls him (amongst other things) a “nazi fop”. The report explains that she is insisting her legions back “pigeon-poisoning, Jew-bothering, boss-eyed, smug twat” Ken Livingstone.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Mounting a comeback

There is a great interview with Ferdinand Mount in today’s Guardian. I love the recollection in his memoirs of securing a Sunday night interview with then prime minister Harold Wilson, conducted in near darkness because of a blown fuse. He adds:

"The atmosphere was rendered more sinister still by the fact that the prime minister was wearing a large black eyepatch…”

Brilliant.